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Things every parlor wali aunty says to you whenever you go there!

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Haye, these parlor wali aunty jee’s. As much as you keep delaying your trip to the salon because you don’t want to listen to their pointless baatain, you have to go there every other week anyway.

And then the talks start. How much of the following can you relate to?

Telling you about a new package:

‘Suniye, humne na neya package launch kiya hai. Facial bhi hai, whitening bhi hai, manicure pedicure bhi hai. Wese tou app bohot pyaari hain, lekin iss sab se aur zayada pyaari hojayeingi!’
Magar mai tou sirf upper lips thread karwanay ayi hou…

Getting a haircut:

‘App na layers karwa lain. Aha! Aik dum suit karega.’
Banda poochay, bola na trimming karni hai? Trimming kardo! Opinions kisne mangay?

When you’re getting your eyebrows done:

‘Yeh eyebrows kis se karwaye thay pichli dafa? Aik itni patli aik itni bhari. Tsk. Eyebrows bhi nai bananay atay! Apne apko salon mai rakh ke bohot bhara beautician samajhti hain’
thinking to self Lekin parlor wali aunty apse he tou banwayi thien eyebrows last time bhi?

When they’re just examining you:

‘Haye. Yeh kis parlor chali gayi thein ap pichli dafa. Skin dekhain kitni kharab hogayi hai. Pigmentation bhi agayi hai. Aesa karain facial karwa lain app. Karwa lain na? Aik dam theek hojayeingi’
Uffff.

Going in for a haircut:

‘Oho sirf baal katwanay hain? Nai nai baal bhi dye karwa lo. Oho kiya nahi karwanay? Konse zamanay mai reh rahi ho? Ajjkal har koi baal dye karwata hai Baaji!’

Listening to Parlor wali aunty ki life story:

‘Bas ab kiya bataon, main tou 16 saal ki umar se kaam kar rahi houn. Thak gayi houn ab bas. Ghar mai halaat nai theek thay aur mai bhari thi tou meine socha bas ab kaam apne haath liya jaye. Ajj tak kaam he karti aarahi houn ab. Bhai bhi awara hai. Kaam nai karta. Pehle jahan kaam karti thi wahan 3 mahinay salary bhi nai di mujhe unho ne. Bas kismat he phooti hai!’

Waiting for her to let you go:

“Haye baaji, appsay baatain karke tou dil he khush nonata hai!”

Acha ok Allah Hafiz.

 

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